Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Life Tip #6

When you go to a casino, say that a slot machine ate your money and didn't give you any credit. Generally just say that it was a five or twenty. If they check and say that it is working fine, argue with them civilly and say that you know for a fact that you put the money in and you will most likely get reimbursed for the money that you never actually put in.


  1. There's one flaw with this idea... there are cameras EVERYWHERE. And when the angry native american calls you into his office, you won't be coming out with your legs

  2. but the crowd can cover that ;)

  3. You have to be pretty slick to con a casino... need to use caution with this tip.