Thursday, August 4, 2011
When you're eating spicy food (trust me on this one I'm mexican :P ) try to eat some sour cream with it. I was once at a relatives party when everything was spicy and the sour cream saved my life. The sour cream contains an enzyme that helps control the burn on the way in and on the way out.
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
When you go to a casino, say that a slot machine ate your money and didn't give you any credit. Generally just say that it was a five or twenty. If they check and say that it is working fine, argue with them civilly and say that you know for a fact that you put the money in and you will most likely get reimbursed for the money that you never actually put in.
Sunday, July 24, 2011
This one is an obvious given. When you call a business or helpdesk and is greeted by a "Press button 1 to..." menu tree, repeatedly making the wrong choices (like mashing "9" when there is no choice 9) will often get you straight to an operator.