Life Tip #11

When you're eating spicy food (trust me on this one I'm mexican :P ) try to eat some sour cream with it. I was once at a relatives party when everything was spicy and the sour cream saved my life. The sour cream contains an enzyme that helps control the burn on the way in and on the way out.

Life Tip #11

If you get a yellow arm pit stain on your clothes dilute some aspirin into water and soak the shirt overnight.

Life Tip #10

Do not EVER buy your girlfriend or wife any flowers in an attempt to be nice after you pissed her off. Every time that she will look at those flowers, she will just be reminded that you pissed her off.