Sunday, July 31, 2011

Life Tip #9

Before you go to bed when you are drunk, chug a big glass of water and eat a banana. If you don't like the nanners then take a potassium pill, and eat a package of soda crackers. The big glass of water will wake you up in 3 hours so you can take a piss. When you piss, chug another big glass of water. You should wake up after about 6-8 hours with no hangover at all.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Life Tip #7

Camera Dazzling: Modern cameras pick up UV and IR light as easily as visible spectrums, but the sources aren't as bright so you rarley see this effect. You can use it, however, to blind a camera by putting and array of IR or UV lights around or near something you don't wish to be recorded. This works on both digital and analog cameras, including security cams and traffic cams. You cannot buy a Dazzler that I am aware of, but a series of LED's in series with a small battery should work without any trouble.
Also worth noting: When use of this technology ramps up, they'll just start filtering the lenses, so don't count on having this one for the Revolution or anything.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Life Tip #6

When you go to a casino, say that a slot machine ate your money and didn't give you any credit. Generally just say that it was a five or twenty. If they check and say that it is working fine, argue with them civilly and say that you know for a fact that you put the money in and you will most likely get reimbursed for the money that you never actually put in.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Life Tip # 5

This one is an obvious given. When you call a business or helpdesk and is greeted by a "Press button 1 to..." menu tree, repeatedly making the wrong choices (like mashing "9" when there is no choice 9) will often get you straight to an operator.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Life Tip #4

 "To be always intending to make a new and better life but never find time to set about it is as…to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to next until you’re dead." ~Oq Mandino

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Life Tip #3

If your wine is really bubbly. Its most likely gone bad, or have a really crappy quality wine

Monday, July 11, 2011

Life Tip #2

Blondes Tend to be much nicer than brunettes. Something I have noticed over my years.