Life Tip #11

When you're eating spicy food (trust me on this one I'm mexican :P ) try to eat some sour cream with it. I was once at a relatives party when everything was spicy and the sour cream saved my life. The sour cream contains an enzyme that helps control the burn on the way in and on the way out.

Life Tip #11

If you get a yellow arm pit stain on your clothes dilute some aspirin into water and soak the shirt overnight.

Life Tip #10

Do not EVER buy your girlfriend or wife any flowers in an attempt to be nice after you pissed her off. Every time that she will look at those flowers, she will just be reminded that you pissed her off.

Life Tip #9

Before you go to bed when you are drunk, chug a big glass of water and eat a banana. If you don't like the nanners then take a potassium pill, and eat a package of soda crackers. The big glass of water will wake you up in 3 hours so you can take a piss. When you piss, chug another big glass of water. You should wake up after about 6-8 hours with no hangover at all.

Life Tip #7

Camera Dazzling: Modern cameras pick up UV and IR light as easily as visible spectrums, but the sources aren't as bright so you rarley see this effect. You can use it, however, to blind a camera by putting and array of IR or UV lights around or near something you don't wish to be recorded. This works on both digital and analog cameras, including security cams and traffic cams. You cannot buy a Dazzler that I am aware of, but a series of LED's in series with a small battery should work without any trouble.
Also worth noting: When use of this technology ramps up, they'll just start filtering the lenses, so don't count on having this one for the Revolution or anything.

Life Tip #6

When you go to a casino, say that a slot machine ate your money and didn't give you any credit. Generally just say that it was a five or twenty. If they check and say that it is working fine, argue with them civilly and say that you know for a fact that you put the money in and you will most likely get reimbursed for the money that you never actually put in.

Life Tip # 5

This one is an obvious given. When you call a business or helpdesk and is greeted by a "Press button 1 to..." menu tree, repeatedly making the wrong choices (like mashing "9" when there is no choice 9) will often get you straight to an operator.

Life Tip #4

 "To be always intending to make a new and better life but never find time to set about it is as…to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to next until you’re dead." ~Oq Mandino

Life Tip #3

If your wine is really bubbly. Its most likely gone bad, or have a really crappy quality wine

Life Tip #2

Blondes Tend to be much nicer than brunettes. Something I have noticed over my years.

Life Tip #1

You want to feel more attractive than you are? Wear red, studies show that girls and guys are more attracted by wearing the color red.